So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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