Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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