Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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