Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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