Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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