do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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