handjob tips. give me some.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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