What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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