Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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