Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
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definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
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We have so much sex to catch up on
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
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