...so i touched it.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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