we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
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You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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