I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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This baby is an asshole
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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