i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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