We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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