your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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