Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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