Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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