she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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