Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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