I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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