My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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