So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
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