You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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