What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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