please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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