Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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