Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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