So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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