Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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