goodnight i made you a song goodbye
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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