I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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