this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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