he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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