Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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