Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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