"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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