we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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