You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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