We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
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So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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