I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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