My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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