There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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