I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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