It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
wow bdsm is so cute
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