glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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