I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Randomize
