is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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