need another drink. this is the easiest way
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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