She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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