But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i just sent this text using only my big toe
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
My bed smells like the plague
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