Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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