I will die if light touches me.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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