I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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