She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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