Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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